Streets of San Jose III -- I need to get fat

I'm walking down the street in San Jose and some creepifying dude rides up to me on a bicycle and says "nice jeans." I let him roll away without saying a word.

So that's it. I gotta get fat or start wearing sweat pants or both. Ugh.

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On the bright side, if I get fat, no one will object if I say I'm "curvy," or that I have "big hips." Hey, you know these things are relative! Just cuz I don't have extra rolls, doesn't mean I'm not curvy. Outrage.