Thursday, April 2, 2009

My yelp review of Pasta?, a Mountain View restaurant, has been removed

Because it lacks first hand experience! Ok, that's fair. So here it is, for your reading enjoyment. :)

So, I haven't actually been here... (put your deleting hats on), but there is a reason for that. That reason is simple, and it is also the reason I'm writing this. LITERALLY, every time I pass by this place (or the Palo Alto location), I think to myself, "what a stupid name!" I get that they were going "Hey! Why not pasta tonight? :)" but what I always get from it is, "Pasta? Really? You sure?"

Others have conjectured different interpretations of this eternal question. "This is pasta? You call this pasta??" It's like Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: we know the answer, but what was the question? Incidentally, no matter how you interpret the question, the answer always remains, "no."

I was lamenting this fact with a friend today, when it occurred to me that I should write this review. He agreed.
"Now," I said, "the question remains: should I write the review about the Mountain View location or the Palo Alto location?"
"They just keep making more things questionable," answered my friend. (By the way, we decided on Mountain View because we were at Amarin at the time, avoiding pasta.)

Pasta? is making me question everything? My taste? My creativity? My life choices?? MY RATING SYSTEM???