Scrabble smack talk

Since I'm too lazy to write stuff lately, I'll just post some excerpts from a conversation over a game of Internet scrabble.

2:55:53 AM me: fuck I'm totally gonna set you up and this word isn't even any good
2:56:01 AM me: things were going so well
2:56:07 AM Austin: mwahaha
2:56:14 AM me: there must be another way
2:56:23 AM Austin: trade in your letters
2:56:25 AM Austin: death before dishonor

3:11:56 AM me: I really feel like we should start building left :P
3:12:16 AM Austin: already ahead of you
3:12:33 AM Austin: shazam
3:13:53 AM me: I'm afraid I'm not following suit just yet...
3:14:12 AM Austin: take your time getting on the fast train to futureville, dear
3:14:23 AM Austin: : P
3:15:02 AM me: you can go ahead to futureville
3:15:08 AM me: I'll stay back here, where the points are

3:31:41 AM me: I'm just saying
3:31:48 AM me: that was a really dumb move
3:31:51 AM Austin: mhm
3:31:52 AM me: you're fucking ruined
3:32:00 AM Austin: yeah, i know
3:32:06 AM me: Austin, meet the end
3:32:10 AM me: end, this is Austin
3:32:10 AM Austin: i was playing more to words and opportunity than any particular goal
3:32:20 AM Austin: oh shit
3:32:22 AM me: are you ready?
3:32:23 AM Austin: this is gonna hurt though
3:32:25 AM Austin: not really
3:32:30 AM me: brace yourself
3:32:31 AM Austin: could you at least say a few kind words first?
3:32:56 AM me: there there
3:32:58 AM me: *hugs*
3:33:00 AM me: it'll be ok
3:33:04 AM me: there'll be other scrabble games
3:33:09 AM me: your turn
3:33:12 AM me: *snirk*

(Austin plays the word "mule")

3:35:34 AM me: haha like a "mule" he stubbornly keeps going
3:35:39 AM Austin: lol
3:35:55 AM Austin: a mule, a beast of burden, a jackass....ladies and gentlemen, austin
3:38:21 AM me: I suppose you could still be saved by a q word on a triple word
3:38:38 AM Austin: -rolls eyes-

1:15:51 PM me: this is a freebie
1:15:52 PM me: enjoy
1:17:05 PM Austin: not even a q on triple could help me out
1:17:14 PM me: :)
1:17:17 PM Austin: and thats exactly what it was
1:17:19 PM Austin: haha
1:17:51 PM me: that's perfect